Things I'm not doing

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

I assure you that I am not dead, not dying, not ice fishing, not writing the Great American Novel of the 21st Century. I am not hiding, not flashing random strangers, not having promiscuous sex with female rodeo clowns. I am not coating myself in a thin layer of latex, not locked in a round room and trying to find a corner to pee in, not blinded by William Shatner's greatness.

I've just been sick and busy. Something new is coming very soon. Keep your eyes here.

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